Scene: My place...9 PM IST
Some good Chinese, Coke, Gtalk & Westlife(Seasons in the Sun).
*Chat Window*
High intensity chat session
Me: let me see if we can work things out
X(Girl from far far away land): I know things will work out. Please give "us" another chance.
Me: I don't want to get into anything now
X: Where are you now ?
Me: Home
X: I'm in the middle of nowhere. I want to talk to you right now.
Me: Do not call me now. (Meaning: Call me now)
X: Please I need to hear your voice
Me: My voice ?? Why ??
X: Please don't be funnny now. I'm serious
*Tring Tring...Tring Tring* (Yes my ringtone is also quite dramatic)
*Satellite phone - Unknown number* (My first ever sat call)
Intensity magnifies
It either one of the two below:
A) Long lost love
B) Indian Intelligence calling me to Hire me (Bond... James Bond)
Me: Hello (Acting all cool)
Voice: Hello
Me: It's not clear...Can you speak up please.
Voice: Hello (Man's voice)
"I'm pretty convinced that it's Indian Intelligence by now"
Voice: Listen... I have 3 mins only. So hear out my instructions.
Me: Sir...Yes sir
Voice: I need you to login to my email account and build an NFL team for me.
Me: Who are you ??
"Turns out I was expecting Mohini and Mohith Rao called. My first sat phone call down the drain".
#FML
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
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