My name is Jijeesh

*Phone Rings*

Me: Hello

Unknown Person: Hello... I'm Mr.Blah Blah, your father's friend. You are his son right.

Me: Yes Uncle. I'm my father's son. He is not here. Can I take a message.

Unknown Person: What is your name son ?

Me: My name is Jijeesh

Unknown Person: What ?

Me: Jijeeeeesh

Unknown Person: What ?

Me: Ji-jeee-sh

Unknown Person: Rajesh huh

Me: No uncle, J-I-J-E-E-S-H

Unknown Person: Oh...Jignesh

Me: Yes Uncle...My name is Jignesh and I like Dhokla.

Unknown Person: What ?

Me: One kilowatt is equal to one thousand watts.

Unknown Person: Ok Jignesh... The line is not clear.

Me: Ok Uncle... I'm off to Gujrat now. Will talk to you later.