Monday, November 3, 2008

Desh Drohi

Raj Thackeray is the founder and president of Maharashtra Navnirman Sena (Maharashtra Renaissance Party), which is a regional party in the state of Maharashtra in India. He is the nephew of Shiv Sena chief Bal Thackeray. He recently became a controversial political figure in India due to his rhetorical speech against people from Uttar Pradesh and Bihar; this includes statements against actor Amitabh Bachchan and the Mumbai Police Officer .He blamed north Indians immigration into the state of Maharastra as the reason for a shortage of jobs for the local Maharashtrians. This probably is a major controversy which happened in the recent past.

The controversy doesn’t seem to die down anytime soon with Railway Minister Lalu Prasad Yadav threatening resignations of his Mps, Mlas and Mlcs if Raj Thackeray is not arrested. All I would like to say is that Mr.Lalu Prasad yadav is a wonderful Railway Minister and he should stick to being that.

As far as his revolt against Raj Thackeray goes, I have a perfect replacement for Mr.Lalu Prasad Yadav. This man be warned is another yadav named Raj Kumar Singh Yadav aka Kamaal R Khan aka KRK(as in Shah Rukh Khan being SRK).



Raj Kumar Singh Yadav a graduate in the Hindi heartland, comes to Mumbai to earn his living. But there he is exposed to the barefaced chauvinism of the local population who hold his poverty and his migrantness against him. After some “locals” attempt to beat him up (but end up on their backs instead) he thunders the following lines

“Jitne nafrat humhare liye tumhare dil main hain , usse zyada pyar tumhare liye humare seene main hain. Kabhi UP Bihar aake dekhna, mehman ko bhagwan samajhte hain hum”

In other words, the amount of hatred that the goons have for the Bhaiyyas is surpassed by the love that the Bhaiyyas have for the goons. That is evidenced by the fact that Bhaiyyas come to Mumbai out of their love for the locals and not the other way round. As our hero is framed for being a terrorist and a campaign of violent hatred is initiated, the essential question behind the headlines is framed simply.

"Aaj tumhare dar se Mumbai choroon. Kal kisi aur ke dar se Dilli chorun. Phir ek din kahoge Hindustan chor do"





Not just with world shaking dialogues like “Aye inspector, mera naam Raj Kumar Singh Yadav hain aur Yadav sirf raja hota hain, bhikari kabhi naheen banta” our hero also strikes back with flying fists, thundering kicks, shooting pistols and most importantly with the mind boggling “Bhaiya Thrust” wherein he gets down on his knees thus lulling his opponents into thinking he is surrendering, then slides forwards, delivering a bunker-busting to the adversary’s “vada pavs”.



Be it Goonda Raj or any other Raj…. We have only one “Maharaj” and that without any doubt is Mr. Raj Kumar Singh Yadav aka KRK.

P.S:- Do not miss watching the video !!